
I came across this StackOverflow page asking what the best comments were that people had encountered. Some of the replies are hilarious. I particularly like :
// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
stop(); // Hammertime!
// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis
$str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);
Maybe I need to get out more!