Funny Code Comments

I came across this StackOverflow page asking what the best comments were that people had encountered. Some of the replies are hilarious. I particularly like :

// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

stop(); // Hammertime!

// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis 
   $str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);

Maybe I need to get out more!